I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
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i came home at 4 a.m. and made a dozen eggs and three lbs. of bacon. my mom woke up and the only thing she was pissed about was that i used the whole carton of eggs, but then she sat down and ate with me
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
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They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
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