it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
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You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
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Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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