OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
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Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
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If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
I need a beard to bite.
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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