As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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