You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
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