I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
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