Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
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