Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
Randomize
