Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
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