talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
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no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
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I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
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