then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
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Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
I'm just crazy horny about you
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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