we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
He just randomly started talking about Haiti and Conan O'Brien and his grandpa's hip replacement operation. It was the worst phone sex I've ever had.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
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