We're like a lot better than the average bears
I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
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Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
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Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
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