To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
everyone is single if you try hard enough
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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