they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
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video games are the ultimate cock blocker
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
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I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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