You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
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Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
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I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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