That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
not ubering you a puppy
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
Randomize
