too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
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I need you to use more vowels.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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