Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
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