is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
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