...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
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