i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
I skipped work to stalk him.
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
Let's get the cat blown out
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
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