K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
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my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
How's work?
Spinning.
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
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Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
Do you remember whose house we're in?
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
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