Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
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He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
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He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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