She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
Dude I left his house at 5:30 a.m. after you peed on his front door and then tried to fight me for my blanket. Don't even do that at my house or I will end you.
hahahahaha. Worst. Text. Ever.
Randomize
