I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Randomize
