Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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