I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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