no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
Randomize
