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spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
Yet again my drunken self has managed to find his way into the middle of nowhere with no shoes or recollection of what happened last night.
Then I guess you don't remember me driving you there after you tried making out with my girlfriend, dipshit.
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
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