It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
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Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
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There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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