Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
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