shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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