we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
My Mom bought me a vibrating toothbrush. Maybe this is her way of apologizing for throwing away my other thing that vibrated.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
You asked the waitress for a vasectomy and handed her a butter knife, like you were ordering something from the menu
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He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
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btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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