No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
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Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
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Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
Help me help you realize you are a moron
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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