So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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