The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
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No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
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I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
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