I wannas sexs uuuuu
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
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