so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
Randomize
