If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
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Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
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I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
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