Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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