I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
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