Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
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all but 2 of were put on probation for disorderly conduct. i know, visiting a hospital when your drunk is really stupid but it seemed like such a good idea at the time
swear to god, "it seemed like a good idea at the time" is gonna be on your epitaph
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
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Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
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