I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
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Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
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Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
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I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
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