Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
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