Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
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