and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
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