drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
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