Slept with that guy from the bar last night. Only got 2 1/2 hours of sleep. Eyes were so bloodshot this morning that the principal sent me home b/c she thought I had pink eye. God I love teaching elementary school...
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
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he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
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My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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