I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
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Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
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Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
No...this little piggys going to the bar
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
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