I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
My Adderall prescription says to take my recommended dose and throw away any leftover pills. Why don't more prescriptions come with jokes like this?
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
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I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
How external is "for external use only"?
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I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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