She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
Randomize